paedolimb

An artificial limb used by paedophile amputees to spy on children. The limb can be detached and left in a remote location sending images back to the stumpy paedophile.

John: Did you hear about that swimming pool that got evacuated?
Ahmed: Yeah someone deployed a paedolimb in the changing rooms.
John: Good job they got the kids out, it could have been paedogeddon.

by Reginald Lindsey Hook December 17, 2013

Paedolicious

When a girl, around the legal age of consentual sex but possibly not, is deemed to be do-able.

"Jim's daughter is so fine..."
"Is she 16/18 (eg) yet?"
"I dunno, but she is paedolicious for sure"

by J Spaceman December 8, 2007

paedoling

an act of moving through society being a paedophile. it is an unlawful act but people still carry out this primitive behaviour. It is however animalistic. It entails people going after under aged partners for sex and immoral acts.

John Smith was paedoling through the streets of Chicago

by hmmmlisten February 8, 2019