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padoochie 

prounounced: puh-doo'-chie

an unidentifiable body part; everybody has one but nobody knows what it is. And, no, it is not the part YOU are thinking about right now!
Be careful or you'll fall and hurt your padoochie
padoochie by The Old Chick September 5, 2009
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Paddycrack

A syonym for a female's yooha, her private parts.
"Damn girl, Damien came over and rearranged my guts, my paddycrack is killing me"
Paddycrack by crocsarefashion August 27, 2019
One man engaging in a sexual act with himself.
I walked in on dave playing paddycake! He had sex toys out and everything!
Paddycake by Bucur112 February 19, 2021
A car that has a licence plate that is messed up. (bent, hanging, etc. This can be called in the game of pididdle to gain a point.
That car is a PADOCHE!
padoche by Tyler Southard February 21, 2004

Padouche 

the act of a man splashing another man or women with his seed.

or

the noise male seed makes when hitting another man or woman's face.
Dude last night I met this drunk whore and she let me padouche all over her.
Padouche by Boxplay April 2, 2012

paddycracker 

a rude way to address a white person. Slightly more comical and insulting than cracker.
Asian: Paddycracker!
White:don't call me that!
Asian:hey, chill, we're buds.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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