G Banger

A gram of weed. Usually sold packed tightly in a tiny ziplock bag.

Party goer 1: Hey man how much weed did you buy?
Party goer 2: I bought a g banger just for myself.

by Herpetology August 25, 2017

Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.

My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.

by Herpetology February 10, 2019