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pack sand 

1. A nautical Expression. Pack Sand originates from the onerous task of filling (or refilling existing) sands bags used for ballast. On sailing ships "sand packing" was done in the bilges. In the days of sail the bilges contained all types of wastes including but limited to fecal material, dead animals and other effluents. Also see pound sand

2. A seafaring insult. When one was told to "pack sand" it was considered a huge insult often resulting in a heated exchange of salty language.Also see pound sand
1. "Bosun Jones tell Seaman Jones to lay below for the sand packing detail."

2"Arrrgh pack sand mate..wait yer turn like ye others." Typical Response: Arr go f@3$% yerself you c@!*%&& b$5#2! son of a whore. "
pack sand by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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pack sand up your ass 

The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.
Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.

pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.
At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026