ozzieland 

it's Australia

Yo dawg come to melbourne in ozzieland, loads of pretty asian chick here!

ozzieland by Cocaine Mohammad January 29, 2023

Ozzyland 

Another way of saying Australia (or the land of spiders), so you don't get Austria confused with Australia.

Ozzyland is full of spiders.

Ozzyland by KnorrGuy January 20, 2022

Ozziecant 

A play on the cunt. Australians pronounce it cant.

The Ozziecant is a cocktail consisting of 1 part Bundaberg Rum, 1 part Northern Territory Tequila and 1 squirt of aboriginal vaginal discharge.

Absolutely shitfaced last night. I was out with the cunts from work and lashed down about 20 Ozziecants.

Ozziecant by Minty burns February 14, 2015