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The euphoric combination of oxycontin and cocaine.
Troy spent four days alone masturbating in his room due to a large supply of oxymoto.
oxymoto by p-lo October 28, 2006
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Oxymoron 

An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.
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Government ethics
Friendly fire
Pretty ugly
United Nations
Hamburger
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Holy war
Oxymoron by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

oxymoron 

Two words that conflict with each other. Two words which do not agree with each other.
Examples of an oxymoron:

Microsoft Works
United Nations
Political Correctness
Linux Complete
Music Television (MTV)
Living Dead
Artificial Reality
Rap Music
oxymoron by Matthew Price March 1, 2003

oxymoron 

oxymoron by Kevin November 17, 2003

oxymotrin 

n: an oxymoron, so glaring, that it gives you a headache.
Cloret: "Isn't 'first class' to 'Cleveland' an Oxymotrin?

Countess Vaughn: "I believe the word is Oxymoron."

Cloret: "I ain't no moron! You're the one who's paying $4000 for a hot washcloth and Kangaroo Jack."
oxymotrin by warmbrother October 10, 2014

Oxymoronic 

Having a desire for two opposite things.

"Sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment."

"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"
Oxymoronic by clovercd April 25, 2009

oxymoron 

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.
Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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More Oxymorons at www.oxymoronlist.com
oxymoron by Keegster June 12, 2003
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