19 definitions by Keegster
I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.
Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?
Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.
Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?
Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
by Keegster April 25, 2003
1)The note directly to the left of any group of two black keys - or the second note to the right of a system of three black keys - on a piano keyboard.
2)The letter directly to the left of "v" - or directly to the right of "x" - on a computer keyboard.
3)One of many large bodies of water on the earth. Claims have been made that there are only seven, but those claimes refer to oceans rather than c's.
4)The act of viewing something with the human eye.
5)The third letter in the English alphabet.
6)In music, the key in which there are no sharps or flats in the key signature.
2)The letter directly to the left of "v" - or directly to the right of "x" - on a computer keyboard.
3)One of many large bodies of water on the earth. Claims have been made that there are only seven, but those claimes refer to oceans rather than c's.
4)The act of viewing something with the human eye.
5)The third letter in the English alphabet.
6)In music, the key in which there are no sharps or flats in the key signature.
1)c-->*****<--c (=white key, *=black key)
2)xcv (?=key on the keyboard)
3)A sailer sailed on the more than seven c's.
4)I c you.
5)ab_c_defghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
6)Play that in the key of C.
2)xcv (?=key on the keyboard)
3)A sailer sailed on the more than seven c's.
4)I c you.
5)ab_c_defghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
6)Play that in the key of C.
by Keegster April 24, 2003
Once known as Anakin Skywalker, he was turned to the Dark Side of the Force. When Obi-Wan Kenobi tried one final time to turn him back, they battled. During the dual, Anakin was knocked into a pit of molten lava. He emerged as nothing more than an empty human body. He was barely alive. Thus, a big, scary black suit was made that forced him to breathe and took care of his body. Later, he and his son, Luke Skywalkar fought. Near the end of the battle, Luke, in a fit of rage, cut off Vader's right hand and destroyed the control panel on the big black suit. Darth Vader, doomed to die, watched his son being tortured by Emperor Palpatine. Finally, he came to his senses. Emperor Palpatine was hoisted with one hand and launched into the Death Star's reactor core. Anakin Skywalker was reborn in that moment, and he died trusting the good side of the Force. Now an apparition, he watches Luke from afar through all of his adventures.
"The ability to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
"Impressive. Most impressive."
"You are beaten."
- Darth Vader
"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right..."
- Anakin Skywalker's last words
"Impressive. Most impressive."
"You are beaten."
- Darth Vader
"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right..."
- Anakin Skywalker's last words
by Keegster April 25, 2003
A place that exists for the single purpose of hosting a birdhouse for the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch to live in. Also, the part of your body that lives on after you die.
by Keegster April 25, 2003
A very funny Brittish comedy team consisting of Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.
by Keegster April 24, 2003