Definitions by Keegster

oyvind 

a person that smells like a diaper.

A: "Wow, that guy smells like a used diper"
B: "He's probably a oyvind"

oyvind by keegster December 28, 2005

kentucky 

A state which, contrary to popular belief, contains many very intelligant people as well as a large number of excellent musicians, actors, and many other types of people. Most people are of average intelligence or above, live in fully modern homes WITH electricity, running water, and indoor bathrooms, and are not Hicks (although there are a few, but they still live in modern homes)

Kentucky is a great place to live.

kentucky by Keegster August 17, 2003

oxymoron 

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.

Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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More Oxymorons at www.oxymoronlist.com

oxymoron by Keegster June 12, 2003

Hyrule

The land of Link, the hero of all Zelda games.

Hey, let's go to Hyrule!

Hyrule by Keegster April 28, 2003

darkness

For some people, light.

Darkness is your light.

darkness by Keegster April 28, 2003

coca-cola 

Better than Pepsi.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

coca-cola by Keegster April 28, 2003

pepsi 

The worst excuse for a soda on the face of the earth. Coca-cola, commonly known as coke, is much better.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

pepsi by Keegster April 28, 2003