I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.
Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?
Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.
Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?
Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
by Keegster April 25, 2003
A state which, contrary to popular belief, contains many very intelligant people as well as a large number of excellent musicians, actors, and many other types of people. Most people are of average intelligence or above, live in fully modern homes WITH electricity, running water, and indoor bathrooms, and are not Hicks (although there are a few, but they still live in modern homes)
by Keegster August 18, 2003
by Keegster April 25, 2003
1)A name used to personify an imaginary person, usually made up on the spur of the moment.
2)A builder who can fix it.
3)Short for Robert
2)A builder who can fix it.
3)Short for Robert
1)Better watch out... I'll call Bob on you!
2)Bob the Builder - Can we fix it? Bob the Builder - YES WE CAN!
3)Hey, have you met my friend Bob?
2)Bob the Builder - Can we fix it? Bob the Builder - YES WE CAN!
3)Hey, have you met my friend Bob?
by Keegster April 29, 2003
Once known as Anakin Skywalker, he was turned to the Dark Side of the Force. When Obi-Wan Kenobi tried one final time to turn him back, they battled. During the dual, Anakin was knocked into a pit of molten lava. He emerged as nothing more than an empty human body. He was barely alive. Thus, a big, scary black suit was made that forced him to breathe and took care of his body. Later, he and his son, Luke Skywalkar fought. Near the end of the battle, Luke, in a fit of rage, cut off Vader's right hand and destroyed the control panel on the big black suit. Darth Vader, doomed to die, watched his son being tortured by Emperor Palpatine. Finally, he came to his senses. Emperor Palpatine was hoisted with one hand and launched into the Death Star's reactor core. Anakin Skywalker was reborn in that moment, and he died trusting the good side of the Force. Now an apparition, he watches Luke from afar through all of his adventures.
"The ability to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
"Impressive. Most impressive."
"You are beaten."
- Darth Vader
"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right..."
- Anakin Skywalker's last words
"Impressive. Most impressive."
"You are beaten."
- Darth Vader
"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right..."
- Anakin Skywalker's last words
by Keegster April 25, 2003