19 definitions by Keegster

dead

A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.

I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

by Keegster April 25, 2003

darkness

For some people, light.

Darkness is your light.

by Keegster April 28, 2003

Monty Python

A very funny Brittish comedy team consisting of Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.

Monty Python is the World's Finest Comedy Team.*

*(Highly Questionable)

by Keegster April 24, 2003

Soul

A place that exists for the single purpose of hosting a birdhouse for the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch to live in. Also, the part of your body that lives on after you die.

Make a little birdhouse in your soul...

by Keegster April 25, 2003

zelda

Absolutely, beyond a doubt, no questions asked, the GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME EVER CREATED ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! Anyone who hates Zelda sucks at life completely.

Have you played the new Zelda yet? It ROCKS!

by Keegster April 24, 2003

coca-cola

Better than Pepsi.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

by Keegster April 28, 2003

kod

Short name for Knights of Darkness.
(Pronounced Kay oh Dee)

Hey, you should play KoD.

by Keegster April 24, 2003