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ourselfie 

A selfie photograph taken by one person featuring a group of at least three people. This is one selfie photo which more than one person can claim their own.
Send me a copy of the ourselfie you took of us at the beach because my hair looked totes adorbs!
ourselfie by SchmaitaF November 28, 2013
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all to ourselves 

A USAF fighter pilot was the legendary Colonel Robin Olds, on combat patrol a young lieutenant gave a panicked radio call to the colonel "sir, we have 8 MIGs around us!" Olds looked around and advised the junior pilot "that's right son, and luckily we got them all to ourselves!"
Colonel olds loved to have MIGs all to ourselves.
all to ourselves by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2020

shitting ourselves 

A term indicating that one's anxiety, fear or laughter has risen to the extent that one is no longer able to control their bowels and therefore releases them.
''The teacher came down the hallway and we were shitting ourselves because we knew he was going to start giving out''

''That joke was so funny I was shitting myself''
shitting ourselves by Mekko September 29, 2009

among ourselves 

when the pretender, so called impostor, is undoubtedly acting pretty suspicious and doubtful among ourselves.
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among ourselves by ElatedJay20 October 6, 2021

Whole Country to Ourselves

A phrase used to denote that a couple of men, who are both in relationships, are free to act like men and otherwise play and engage in general stupidity.
Taken originally from a skit on the comedy show 'The Kids in the Hall' in which the wives of a pair of married men leave on a short vacation. The two married men are now able to party and generally act foolish, exclaiming, "The wives are gone, we have the whole country to ourselves!" before embarking on an, apparently, nationwide party.
Currently, the term is used on any occasion when a small group of men (not less than two, not more than five) are allowed to generally have a good time because their wives are otherwise engaged.

Note: Often accompanied by an impromptu victory dance, during the saying of, 'Whole country to ourselves!'
man1: Dude, my wife is going out on girl's night!

man2: I know, -mine is going too!

man1: Looks like-

man1 & man2: -we've got the whole country to ourselves!
Noun. The self-describing collective identity of an individual who has, in some way, recognized his or her multiple but unified selves.
Tifanee's psychotherapist helped her realize that she leads multiple lives under completely different names and personalities, and she now refers to herself as, "ourself."
Ourself by The Artist, Zachariah August 2, 2010

Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS) 

When you cum so hard you shit yourself or feel like you might have shit yourself.
Tony and I ended our date with some real good shit ourselves sex (SOS).
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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