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ounce of weed 

A meme that started on 4chan's music board /mu/. The original story is as follows:

>At a party
>Amazingly beautiful girl I had a huge beta crush on since forever is around
>She never notices me and never will
>Suddenly, a wild guitar appears
>Girl goes hyper, asks the guy who brought it to play it
>He stumbles trying to fondle the thing, clearly the guy has no clue
>Now's my chance, I actually play very well and I have a great singing voice
>Walk up to the guy, ask all smooth - "Excuse me, can I try it?"
>She gives me a definite look, I look back, definite something, god I can't believe I'm being so smooth
>She doesn't know I stalked her facebook, know how much she loves Wonderwall
>Guy gives me the guitar
>I take the guitar
>There's an ounce of weed taped to the back

Generally the format involves an unlikely story leading to a promising climax, but ends with an ounce of weed taped to something. Popular mutations of this regard an item being overpriced, the narrator inquiring about the item, and there being an ounce of weed taped to it. Sometimes the item does not function because the ounce of weed is taped inside of the item instead of outside, this is popular on the weapons board.
So I went to a car dealership, and noticed there was a car about $400 more than one that looked exactly like it. The salesman wouldn't tell me why either, they were even the same model. I checked both cars out, and they were part for part exactly the same. So I asked if i could take it for a test drive, and the salesman was a little hesitant. I get in and the car wont start, look in the exhaust pipe, ounce of weed taped in it.
ounce of weed by BmilTheLemen December 31, 2011
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an ounce of weed 

28.3 grams, a shit load of weed,often youll find that obtaining an ounce is harder than any other form,because small time dealers tend to like selling dimes and nics for the profit margine being way more in their favor.ifind an ounce in my area to cost from roughly 75$(most likely some bammer shit)
to up to 430$(some high quality shit thats most likely worth the price).
ay nigga u got an ounce of weed?"yeah my nig 300 $"...aw shit i aint got that much"dats iiight nigga just pay me back on da first,,,but if you dont imma pop yo ass cuz"
an ounce of weed by w33dm@n420 December 11, 2007
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026