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When two mates put the opposite ends of anal beads into their assholes and run in opposite directions with their pants dropped to their ankles. The one whose ass hole retains the anal beads wins and shouts OTONOMO!
I can't believe Oliver just got otonomo'd by Harry.
otonomo by ungelesen December 20, 2018
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Kanade Otonokoji

Best waifu
Also a hell spawn
Person A: who’s your waifu?
Me: Kanade Otonokoji shsl hellspawn
Kanade Otonokoji by Umbrie October 24, 2020

Oconomowoc 

(pronounced O-con-o-mo-wok)

An Indian word that originally meant "falling water", currently the name of a mid-sized town in southern Wisconsin, almost directly inbetween Madison & Milwaukee.

Oconomowoc is best known for its unique & unpronounceable (to those outside of Wisconsin) name. Geographically, it's a beautiful town with more than its fair share of lakes, parks & beautiful homes. Socially, it's a stereotypical Lynchian nightmare of seething angst & frustration which bubbles just below the surface. Anyone who believes that Americans do not embrace class prejudice (like our British cousins) are invited to spend some time there to see first-hand just how important one's tax-bracket is to their community standing.

It also helps to be a staunch Catholic, but in word, not deed.
Dave: I'm going fishing.
Pat: Where?
Dave: Oconomowoc Lake.
Pat: Be sure you've got your fishing license, dude. They'll actually come out to your boat & ask to see it.
Dave: Fuckin' fish Nazi's.
Oconomowoc by A Capitol Idea February 15, 2008

Hibiki Otonokoji 

a thunder sweetheart who deserves better, even if I prefer Kanade <3
Hibiki Otonokoji is a great character!!
Hibiki Otonokoji by terrorfox236 April 29, 2021

Kanade Otonokoji

Satan. Manipulated her twin. Kill all her friends.
Girl a: Do you like Kanade Otonokoji?

Girl B: I don't.
Kanade Otonokoji by AngieYonaga October 10, 2020

Kanade Otonokoji

WARNING VERY OPINIONATED

My one and only waifu, also a bit of a hellspawn.
I love her though and a lot of people hate her because of what she did to her twin but Hibiki was quite abusive so uh yeah.
She did kill a load of people....
I love her tho-
Person: who’s your waifu
Me: Kanade Otonokoji
Kanade Otonokoji by Umbrie October 24, 2020

otonomous 

The correct spelling of autonomous for people who need an o in an acronym.
We need an o so we’ll use otonomous for our acronym.
otonomous by queldood November 19, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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