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OCDP
A manufacturer of over-priced custom drums (full name Orange County Drums and Percussion).
They endorse Travis Barker (of blink-182 fame), and so loads of little screaming fans have decided that they should save up for years to buy one of OCDP's ridiculously expensive kits so as they can be just like their idol!!
Most Travis-obsessives are currently frowned upon in the wider drumming community, mostly because quite a few of them are genuinely terrifying.
Due to these little fan kids, OCDP are currently taking over the world. This venture means that they take FOREVER to finish making any drums that people order from them. Their workers also spend 80% of their time surfing instead of doing their job.
In fairness to them though, they DO make very nice drums that look and sound awesome.
They endorse Travis Barker (of blink-182 fame), and so loads of little screaming fans have decided that they should save up for years to buy one of OCDP's ridiculously expensive kits so as they can be just like their idol!!
Most Travis-obsessives are currently frowned upon in the wider drumming community, mostly because quite a few of them are genuinely terrifying.
Due to these little fan kids, OCDP are currently taking over the world. This venture means that they take FOREVER to finish making any drums that people order from them. Their workers also spend 80% of their time surfing instead of doing their job.
In fairness to them though, they DO make very nice drums that look and sound awesome.
OCDPMS
A disease dealing with one of several symptoms of both Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Premenstrual Syndrome, but usually much worse. It is mostly found in women, but a few rare cases in men have been documented. The only treatment is a backhand across the face, followed by the phrase "Go make me a sandwhich", or "Get back in the kitchen".
The symptoms include:
1)Bitching, usually a lot of it.
2)Jumping from two unrelated topics.
3)Mood Swings.
4)Being a complete and utter bitch.
5)Not being able to stop bitching without a distraction.
6)Whilst bitching, bitching about everything and everyone.
7)Whilst bitching, mentioning every single one of your short comings. No exceptions, she WILL mention everything you've done wrong in the past, as far as up to 3 years ago.
The symptoms include:
1)Bitching, usually a lot of it.
2)Jumping from two unrelated topics.
3)Mood Swings.
4)Being a complete and utter bitch.
5)Not being able to stop bitching without a distraction.
6)Whilst bitching, bitching about everything and everyone.
7)Whilst bitching, mentioning every single one of your short comings. No exceptions, she WILL mention everything you've done wrong in the past, as far as up to 3 years ago.
Guy 1:Brooke was being really bitchy about Nathaniel. Maybe she has OCDPMS?
Guy 2:Yeah, same with Sarah. She couldn't stop complaining about when I picked her up fifteen minutes late from her grandma's house.
Guy 2:Yeah, same with Sarah. She couldn't stop complaining about when I picked her up fifteen minutes late from her grandma's house.
OCDPMS by Horace P. McTitties. October 28, 2009