oswylde 

someone who is NOT named oswald who has a lot of brilliant profound thoughts and shares them with people so that they can find their way to God and be better and nicer humans like oswylde

wow oswylde makes me want to stop being a degenerate and do great wholesome things with my sad pathetic little bitch life. maybe i shouldn't kill myself just yet thank you oswylde you are a beacon of light and hope

oswylde by er455 November 30, 2019

Bro got Oswalded 

Made famous by the Russian badger and the jfk assassination, the word "he got oswalded" refers to seeing someone's back of his/hers head get blown off, typically with a sniper rifle on a very high building.

Guy 1: hi Jim did you see the assassination?
Jim: yeah, bro got oswalded.
Both precede to laugh

Bro got Oswalded by Guy with minecraft March 27, 2023

Oswalded 

to be an actor or agent for a government or corporate entity that engages in 'false flag' events that after the fact are sacrificed to ensure the endgame of such events that leave no discernible loose ends and leads to further obliteration of the truth.
see Lee Harvey Oswald.

It is evident to see by the events of the JFK assassination and the subsequent arrest of the alleged gunmen Lee Harvey Oswald that culminated with Jack Ruby murdering Oswald to eliminate any possible connections it is apparent that Lee Harvey was Oswalded by the very forces he worked for.

Oswalded by Chilcotin Buddha December 31, 2013