Oh no, looks like you have contracted Gay-osis. This is a contagious incurable disease that is a result of watching too much internet pron. This being said, all men on the internet will eventually become gay-ized. Now that you are infected, your only choices is to attend a gay support group. good luck.
Guy 1: Damn man, I've been watching so much porn lately Guy 2: Careful man, you might contract Gay-osis
Guy 1: My wifes vagina isn't appealing to me anymore... Guy 2: Oh, too bad, you seem to have contracted Gay-osis from watching too much internet porn
A world-renowned and highly-esteemed hepatologist.
I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
a condition caused by extended exposure to immense homosexuality. Symptoms include tearing out hair and beating of the head spontaneously against the wall.