orthuse

1) A jet-black, non-sentient monkey-like creature that exists only to annoy. Known for leaping between trees with a mosquito-like persistence, flailing around in fights, often trying to humiliate and put down "lesser primates" in fights to show his own superiority.

2) Slang for someone who is irritating in the most petty, relentless way possible. Sometimes dangerous, just disgustingly hard to shake off.
Arthur - HOLY SHIT ITS AN ORTHUSE!!
Orthuse - OOH OOH AH AHA HA AH AHOOOOOHHHH
*gets violently torn into shreds*
by senpaikee September 10, 2025
mugGet the orthusemug.