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ORGASPMS! i didn't know that was in stores yet!
by georgia darling May 29, 2007
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Floppy orgasms

Cuming when you dont have a hard-on.
Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum
by DeadMan Inc April 3, 2005
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Orgaspm

The feeling you get and/or the sound you make when you've just found out something truly awesome.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear that Sacha Baron Cohen is gonna play Freddie Mercury in a movie?
Guy 2: *Orgaspm*
by Diego Chinchilla October 22, 2010
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aftershock orgasms

Orgasms or erotic stimulations that occur spontaneously and unexpectedly despite the lover not being in the room or any sexual activity or contact occuring. Aftershock orgasms are inspired mental activity and physiological reactions that come after 'monster thumping sex' and the body is still craving and aching for the lover long after intercourse has occured. Usually the person suffering an 'aftershock' has a boner, a wierd smirky smile for no reason, has a visible cramp, is distracted while driving or working, or may engage in masturbation while crying out his/her lover's name in the middle of the day for no reason. If you get these, ride the waves and keep the lover. Also known as an 'echo orgasm.'
After a romantic night of 'monster thumping sex' my guy and I couldn't see each other for a few days, but I was having aftershock orgasms all the time. So was my guy when he finally confessed over the phone.

She: "I can't stop thinking about you. It's so bad I'm having trouble driving."
He: "I know, these aftershock orgasms are making driving dangerous. HAHA."
She: "My coworkers are thinking I'm losing my mind, and I can't tell them. They'll think I'm a pervert!"
He: "I'm coming over in a few days. I need my next fix."
by Laniidae January 26, 2008
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I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.
Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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orgaspasm

1. A frantic orgasm
2. A supremely amazing occurence
3. a jitters / spasm onset during a pot smokers first time
O god, he is so hot i get a orgaspasm just by looking at him.

Its his first time, look at that orgaspasm
by Togetherforever January 25, 2006
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Stacking Orgasms

Stacking orgasms refers a method for causing what is commonly referred to as "Multiple Orgasms" which involves bringing a woman as close to orgasm as possible so that her body "stores" that orgasmic energy - do this multiple times so that when she finally does have an orgasm she's releasing the energy of five (or more) orgasms simultaneously. Women are capable of having several different types of orgasms including but not limited to vaginal; clitoral; fully body; anal; G-spot; combined & psycholagnic. What's normally refered to as "multiple orgasms" usually combines psycholagnic with any of the other types.
Stacking orgasms can sometimes be difficult if the girl has no clue what you're doing (which she shouldn't) because she gets SO CLOSE just before you back off a bit - sometimes they get angry because they think you're "screwing them up" so they CANT orgasm. They typically think this is what's happening until they find themselves STILL experiencing orgasm for several minutes after you've taken your hands (and everything else) off of them - there is no physical contact at this point; they are STILL experiencing orgasm. This is what "Stacking Orgasms" refers to. There is a SECRET to how it's done! (if you don't know - I'm not going to tell you).
by Liquidbraino January 26, 2012
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