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Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

Orangutanging 

Verb - Orangutanging

Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.
Rich - "Check out this skin flick. That hoe be pulling those dicks like a crazy milk maid"

Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"
Orangutanging by Ged 2071 August 26, 2014

Spunky Orangutan 

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Orangutan, please!
Spunky Orangutan by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008

Corner Orangutan 

To masturbate in public or somewhat public places like a horny orangutan in a hidden corner of a zoo exhibit.
I caught my date doing the corner orangutan under the table after I bent over to pick up my keys...GROSS!

Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.
Corner Orangutan by Drew Mendes September 16, 2011

OrangSharpie 

A young man who indulges himself in masturbation daily, and is obsessed with three things.

1. Music

2. A girl

3. Chasing his friends around his house naked with a boner while trying to rape them
Boy 1: Jake has turned into such a OrangSharpie over the past years.

Boy 2: Yea i know, im scared to go over every time he asks me, because im scared hes going to rape me or something.
OrangSharpie by RainbowGutter June 16, 2011

orangutangisheneer 

An orangutang that is an engineer.
You are an orangutangisheneer.
orangutangisheneer by Nathan Bailey January 25, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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