orangus

anything you want it to be

I am an orangus.

orangus by orangus November 5, 2017

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem

THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

Orange Haired Orangutan by Queef Richards March 10, 2018

Orangutanging 

Verb - Orangutanging

Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.

Rich - "Check out this skin flick. That hoe be pulling those dicks like a crazy milk maid"

Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"

Orangutanging by Ged 2071 August 26, 2014

Spunky Orangutan 

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!

Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Orangutan, please!

Spunky Orangutan by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008

Corner Orangutan 

To masturbate in public or somewhat public places like a horny orangutan in a hidden corner of a zoo exhibit.

I caught my date doing the corner orangutan under the table after I bent over to pick up my keys...GROSS!

Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.

Corner Orangutan by Drew Mendes September 16, 2011

OrangSharpie 

A young man who indulges himself in masturbation daily, and is obsessed with three things.

1. Music

2. A girl

3. Chasing his friends around his house naked with a boner while trying to rape them

Boy 1: Jake has turned into such a OrangSharpie over the past years.

Boy 2: Yea i know, im scared to go over every time he asks me, because im scared hes going to rape me or something.

OrangSharpie by RainbowGutter June 16, 2011

orangutangisheneer 

An orangutang that is an engineer.

You are an orangutangisheneer.

orangutangisheneer by Nathan Bailey January 25, 2023