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oral exam
Refers to where a chick gives yer love-pipe a thorough "inspection" wif her lips and tongue (apparently not being satisfied with just looking at it and checking it out with her hands) to ensure dat it's to her liking prior to letting you put it between her legs.
Another benefit of giving a guy an oral exam is dat you can get him to expend his load right before you offer him your vagina, so dat he'll be freshly "pre-drained" and thus you can skip da yucky condom and gleefully savor da feel of his bare cock rubbing against yer love-tunnel, but won't hafta worry about him releasing any unexpected ejaculations inside of you and getting you pregnant.
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Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination
When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.
Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination by megamogomir October 17, 2010
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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