oqo

Something better than anything anyone else has, with the exception that it is not real. Based on the "OQO" handheld computer scam.

Well, I've got an oqo that goes 120 mph faster than your Ferrari, and that's just in 1st gear.

by ClassyDee June 16, 2004

oqoq

Used when a situtation is awkward or uncomfortable; it's better than saying "awkward" because that just makes it more awkward.

Pronounced 'ock ock'
Root 'auke' in 'awkward', M/E

"So my hampster died and I cried.."
"Yeah I don't give a fuck Sarah!"

"...Oqoq."

by bereccat April 23, 2009