opto 

Opto is used as an exclamation when u wanna skip to the basics

Anna:So u just wanna hung out.. n' stuff
Kashi: yeah
Anna:Opto what do u do in your free time?

opto by Kashi x August 24, 2021

optomist 

Someone who thinks that everything will be all-right, even though they cannot spell.

Clueless: "I know I will do great on today's spelling test."
Realist: "How can you be so sure?"
Clueless: "I am an optomist"
Realist: "You mean optimist, right?"

optomist by buzzz May 12, 2010

optorectalitis 

A condition such that one’s head is so far up their own posterior that all they see, hear, say, or contemplate is filtered through their own fecal prism.

When congress meets, their collective cases of optorectalitis combine to form a super-massive brown hole that sucks in our money and our rights.

optorectalitis by charcosa January 27, 2013

Optorectomy 

This is a surgical procedure to remove the nerve that runs between the eyeball and the asshole, with a desired result of improving the shitty outlook of the patient

Jane was a real "Debby Downer" until she had an Optorectomy last week and now she's a regular Pollyanna.

Optorectomy by sadie wordatopia March 8, 2010

Optometrist 

My dream job. All the optometrists I know are badasses that look at eyes all day. They improve people's vision on the daily, prescribe glasses and contacts, look at the back of the eye and detect illnesses from retinal detachments to Diabetes to brain tumors. They pick the most long-lasting, least invasive medical treatments first and only refer for surgery if necessary. I have a great optometrist. He pretty much saved my life.

Optometrists make really good money and have the lowest divorce rate of all occupations. I'd become one if it didn't take 8+ years of school and only about 1 in 8 applicants are accepted into the 22 US schools :/

"Hey man, I thought you had a lazy eye?"

"Got 'er fixed by the optometrist. It's never coming back. He was pretty hot, too."

Optometrist by jaysway August 27, 2013

Optometrist Suprise 

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Optometrist Suprise by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005

optoreal 

A more efficient way of calling someone an optimistic realist. One becomes "optoreal" when he or she understands what will most likely occur, but nevertheless haphazardly hopes for the best possible outcome.

"I have conjunctivitis. I don't think I'll go to school tomorrow to make sure no one else catches it, even though I think it will be gone by tonight."
"Oh, I didn't know you were optoreal!!"

optoreal by Ash Money July 28, 2008