opishit

When you are constipated from using lots of opioids and you finally take a shit. Pure moes level 9 hardness shit. Straight carbon.

person 1: dude i just took the worst opishit, it hurt so bad coming out.
person 2: you mean the best?

person 1: yeah

opishit by worldsworstopsec August 7, 2022

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Optishitstic

(pronunciation - Opti-shit-stick)

1. The combination of having an incredibly optimistic outlook while possessing an effortless aura of awesomeness (i.e., to be "the shit").

1. With his positive attitude and witty sense of humor, Ashby is a natural optishitstic.

Optishitstic by :0) PositiveVibes! May 28, 2010

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opishit • opashitty • Optishitstic

opashitty

Measure of how much you can see through someone's bullshit. Ranges from 0 (transparent - bullshit is obvious) to 100% (opaque - bullshit is rock-solid).

The opashitty of his / her lie was about 50% - good for an untrained eye, but not enough for a pro.

opashitty by Khaydarin November 15, 2015

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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