opishit

When you are constipated from using lots of opioids and you finally take a shit. Pure moes level 9 hardness shit. Straight carbon.

person 1: dude i just took the worst opishit, it hurt so bad coming out.
person 2: you mean the best?

person 1: yeah

by worldsworstopsec August 7, 2022

Optishitstic

(pronunciation - Opti-shit-stick)

1. The combination of having an incredibly optimistic outlook while possessing an effortless aura of awesomeness (i.e., to be "the shit").

1. With his positive attitude and witty sense of humor, Ashby is a natural optishitstic.

by :0) PositiveVibes! May 28, 2010

opashitty

Measure of how much you can see through someone's bullshit. Ranges from 0 (transparent - bullshit is obvious) to 100% (opaque - bullshit is rock-solid).

The opashitty of his / her lie was about 50% - good for an untrained eye, but not enough for a pro.

by Khaydarin November 15, 2015