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the language of nature that does not include any other definition used in the urban dictionary other than ophilim.
It's taken nature a long time to explain tangible truths in a readable language ophilim that as of now can only be read and or comprehended by one human man named Tim Piper who needs a female companion willing to open her eyes and heart.
ophilim by the ophilim October 6, 2020
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Ophilia is a beautiful, funny, and overall awesome girl. She is very loyal and will always be open hearted
Ophilia is the best!
Ophilia by Lilroxtar April 23, 2018

OPHELIMITY 

the aptitude or ability to fulfill and please one's sex partner
If most men rated Carmen Electra's ophelimity on a scale from 1 to 10, I bet they'd say 15!
OPHELIMITY by weave September 21, 2003

Ophilia+Alex

Some ophilias like alex’s like a crush but alex’s may not like them back as they already like somebody else
Friend: who do you like?
Ophilia: Alex

That doesnt work out. Ophilia+Alex is a no.
Ophilia+Alex by Reallyweirdperson December 14, 2020

p.c.ophiliac 

1) n. a student with a syndrome which renders its pathetic bearers paralyzed and driven into a hopeless state of enslavement by their own devices.

2)it figures you would look here since I just described you and you're uncomfortable with that.

3)an now you've continued to follow the words like a slave

4)

5)you looked at the blank one didn't you?
or else how did you know it was blank?
1) You.

2) The p.c.philiac didn't like the last example because it didn't have the word p.c.philiac in it, so this one's got it twice.
p.c.ophiliac by CMU Student March 13, 2003

Ophiliate 

A long-term associate of Laertes' sister.
If Hamlet's fiancée had followed his fake-hot-headed advice about where to travel, she might have had the Sisters Of Mercy as her staunchest Ophiliates.
Ophiliate by QuacksO September 9, 2019

ophilialolinda 

Ophilialolinda is the most kinda hearted, Beautiful, Energetic, Prettiest Girl in existence. Even though she might not agree with it.
Person 1: Hey do you know ophilialolinda. The pretty girl with the unique name.
Person 2: Yeah she's Wik's Wife.
ophilialolinda by Wiktheweeb November 23, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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