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A girls err... 'area'...
Jenny's got one furry ooni...
ooni by Icky v2.0 June 6, 2005
Words you can keep
A word originated from the game splatoon 2. It is what male octolings say for the booyah button, besides moan-like sounds. like how female inklings say woomy and male inklings say nyges, this is another word in the inkling language we can easily translate.
(inkling) splatoon 2 player 1: great! I just splatted all our spawn campers!
(octoling) splatoon 2 player 2: Ooni!
Related Words
a males private part, penis
i tiz want your ooni
ooni by katie November 25, 2003

ooni hole 

I will shove this can up your ooni hole
ooni hole by polly December 1, 2003

Ooni Ooni Bam Bam 

Ooni Ooni Bam Bam is a character with messy hair or a hat and has short legs and hands. It is also used to mean “Weird” or “Spectacular” depending on a tone. It is also a sort of saying.
Person One: “Ooni ooni bam bam!”
Person Two: “YAYYYYYY!”

-Spectacular meaning-
Person One: “That is just so Ooni Ooni!”
Person Two: “I know right!”

-Werid Menaing-
Person One: “EWWW! THATS SO BAM BAM!”
Person Two: “Like ooni ooni?”
Person One: “Yes. OONI OONI BAM BAM.”
Person Two: “YAYYYYY!”
Tiny Cousin of big J, also his name is pronounced “OOH-nee-orrrr (with a rolling “R’s” type sound)

(“HUNIOR” is a way of pronouncing it, but roll the R’s and your good to go

has curls occasionally and scared of the Incredible Hulk, seriously just ask big J himself

Oonior is if “afraid of their own shadow” were a person
Big J: Oonior!!!! Oonior!!!!! Hoooorrrrrrr hoooorrrrrrr!!!

Oonior: what? What do you want? Big J??

Big J: *shows him picture of the hulk*

Oonior: aaaugh!!!!! Please!!! Make it stop *starts crying*

Big J: ….

Oonior is cringe

Oonior is gen z type of dweeb

If your scared of harmless cartoons or play on your iPhone all day then your clearly an “oonior”
Oonior by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022
Oonie is the worlds best word,and was invented when Julia child slapped the back of Maggie Smiths head, and Maggie Smith screamed ''Oonie'' out of impulse.
Julia: ''I like your cut, G''
Julia: *Slaps Maggie's head*
Maggie: Oonie
oonie by Salvey99 May 20, 2021
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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