oonita 

1) A poor excuse for a human being
2) Certified bitch

3) sometimes looked at as "hot" and "sexy", considering you're eyes are closed and you are facing a wall

Roger: Hey there's that Oonita
Arthur: MY EYES THEY'RE BURNING I CAN'T SEE

oonita by Manifira January 2, 2017

Onita 

The most beautiful girl you'll ever met. funny. Crazy. Fun. Talented. Creative. Amazing. She's a keeper. Never let her go.

Have you met Onita? She's amazingly wonderful.

Onita by Anon2012123 May 18, 2013

omnitard 

While not being out and out retarded, the omnitard has a way of making everything (s)he does seem retarded.

Man, Joe is such an omnitard. Every time he comes over, he licks the walls, but only the red ones.

omnitard by Jaq Lemur January 20, 2009

omnitangent 

coming from the words omnipresent and tangent, it means that your are constantly thinking about everything at the same time and the thoughts are completely off topic

Thinking about 12 different topics at the same time whilst talking to friends and yet the thoughts have nothing to do with the conversation, thats omnitangent

omnitangent by Impurity 65 March 26, 2008

omnitard 

omnitard
Main Entry: omnitard
Function: combining form
Pronunciation: awm'nee'tärd
Etymology: Latin, from omnis (multi) & tardus (slow)
: universally slow and/or dimwitted
noun

That guy is a real omnitard for not turning the water off before working on the pipes.

omnitard by dufachi.com May 13, 2007

Omnitask 

(variant of "multitask")

To simultaneously perform all aspects of a given job. Usually used in reference to a fast-paced workplace when an employee is abandoned by all of his or her co-workers and forced to get the entire job done alone.

For example, an employee working at a fast food restaurant all alone must juggle taking an order, performing the cash transaction, making the food, dressing the food, packaging the food, and filling drinks all at the same time to minimize the total time taken to complete the order - when each of these different tasks is normally assigned to a separate person.

At night, I run this entire place myself. I don't just multitask, I have to omnitask.

Omnitask by CtrlAltDestroy September 20, 2006

Omnitarian 

Person who eats everything.

No, I don't have an dietary restrictions, I'm an omnitarian.

Omnitarian by Jenilynn June 11, 2014