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Onita
The most beautiful girl you'll ever met. funny. Crazy. Fun. Talented. Creative. Amazing. She's a keeper. Never let her go.
Onita by Anon2012123 May 18, 2013
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oonita • Omnitard • omnitarian • omnitasking • omnitangent • omnitangential • Omnitask • Onita • Onitail • onitamii
omnitard
While not being out and out retarded, the omnitard has a way of making everything (s)he does seem retarded.
omnitangent
coming from the words omnipresent and tangent, it means that your are constantly thinking about everything at the same time and the thoughts are completely off topic
Thinking about 12 different topics at the same time whilst talking to friends and yet the thoughts have nothing to do with the conversation, thats omnitangent
omnitangent by Impurity 65 March 26, 2008
omnitard
omnitard
Main Entry: omnitard
Function: combining form
Pronunciation: awm'nee'tärd
Etymology: Latin, from omnis (multi) & tardus (slow)
: universally slow and/or dimwitted
noun
Main Entry: omnitard
Function: combining form
Pronunciation: awm'nee'tärd
Etymology: Latin, from omnis (multi) & tardus (slow)
: universally slow and/or dimwitted
noun
omnitard by dufachi.com May 13, 2007
Omnitask
(variant of "multitask")
To simultaneously perform all aspects of a given job. Usually used in reference to a fast-paced workplace when an employee is abandoned by all of his or her co-workers and forced to get the entire job done alone.
For example, an employee working at a fast food restaurant all alone must juggle taking an order, performing the cash transaction, making the food, dressing the food, packaging the food, and filling drinks all at the same time to minimize the total time taken to complete the order - when each of these different tasks is normally assigned to a separate person.
To simultaneously perform all aspects of a given job. Usually used in reference to a fast-paced workplace when an employee is abandoned by all of his or her co-workers and forced to get the entire job done alone.
For example, an employee working at a fast food restaurant all alone must juggle taking an order, performing the cash transaction, making the food, dressing the food, packaging the food, and filling drinks all at the same time to minimize the total time taken to complete the order - when each of these different tasks is normally assigned to a separate person.
Omnitask by CtrlAltDestroy September 20, 2006
Omnitarian
Omnitarian by Jenilynn June 11, 2014
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