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posting on ud

When you post on UD (urban dictionary), DO NOT POST THE FOLOWING:
an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.

also, NO PHONE #'S

If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot

There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.

AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now
person1:hmmm i think i'll just post this discouraging message containing phone #'s

person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud
posting on ud by twinmill5000 March 24, 2007

Someone who shouldn't be on UD 

People who define themself or someone else as a gigachad. Seriously, this has to stop.
Person: I heard Hannah defines herself as the perfect woman on Urban Dictionary.
Person's friend: She's someone who shouldn't be on UD.

Oldest Word on UD 

The oldest written definition I found on the Urban Dictionary was written by a user named, Yebeka, on December 19, 1999, titled "mah". A word disambiguated from "my".

A way "mah" would be used in a sentence is as follows:

Don't touch mah truck.

If you've also been looking for the oldest definition, I suggest you check out their definitions. Most were written in 1999 despite the oldest thought definition to be "the man" written in 2003
The oldest word on UD is "mah" written by Yebeka in December of 1999
Oldest Word on UD by mfomari March 27, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026