by synonymORpseudonym February 25, 2018
ONPS (Old Nut Puppy Syndrome) is a disease caused by not allowing a male dog to ejaculate for multiple years before allowing to breed. The resultant puppies are frequently born with physical or mental deformities, often resulting in still births. ONPS is easily avoidable by allowing the stud to ejaculate with owner assistance before copulation with fertile bitch.
Man 1: Dude my puppies were all born inside-out. There's just organs all over my floor. What the fuck happened?
Man 2: Sounds like ONPS. I told you, you should jerked off your dog before you let him mount her.
Man 2: Sounds like ONPS. I told you, you should jerked off your dog before you let him mount her.
by schugbaby January 22, 2023
ONPS, or Old Nut Puppy Syndrome, is a disease in which puppies are born with severe physical deformities (often fatal) as a result of using old sperm during insemination. Allowing your stud to ejaculate through assisted methods prior to copulation is the only proven preventative technique. The chances of ONPS are increased exponentially as the time (in months) between last known ejaculation and copulation are increased. Veterinarians recommend massaging the penis or felatio of breeding studs every three months to ensure healthy litters.
Man 1: Dude my puppies were born inside out. What the fuck?
Man 2: I told you, you should've gave Fido a handy before you bred him. This is classic ONPS.
Man 2: I told you, you should've gave Fido a handy before you bred him. This is classic ONPS.
by Buck Dickgraber January 23, 2023
onp just simply means “On Piss”.
Instead of having to put things on god,put it on piss instead, safer option.
in simpler terms its on god but on piss so you dont have to put anything on gods name
Instead of having to put things on god,put it on piss instead, safer option.
in simpler terms its on god but on piss so you dont have to put anything on gods name
by ferdphingerm March 08, 2024
ONPS stands for Ottoist Nationalist Party of Serbia. You should vote for it, since it promises safety of Serbdom, Serbian culture, Serbian cyrillic Script, Orthodoxy, Territorial integrity of Serbia etc...