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Ongoing Payroll Issue 

When an individual that works for an employer, who hasn't been fired and is still employed, stops recieving a paycheck due to a payroll screw up. Everytime the individual attempts to follow up on the problem, the person in charge of payroll will call it by that name. Usually, due to the high demands and deadlines in any given payroll department, the probability of the problem being corrected is very low unless a very high level supervisor has become involved. The problem can last for weeks, even months, forcing the individual to get another job or quit all together. Usually getting denied unemployment for quiting. In rare cases, the individual, who quits, will recieve a W-2 form at the end of the year showing all wages, yet a large amount of those wages still have not been paid.
1) I went to pick up my paycheck Friday and my boss did not have it when they came. Payroll was closed and I had to wait till Monday. I called them on Monday and they told me that I should have been paid and that there was an Ongoing Payroll Issue and that it would work itself out shortly. 16 weeks later, I got another job and sued the bastards!
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ongoing roll 

If some one falls down something like stairs or a hill and dont stop rolling.
John: Dude did you hear what happened to Chris the other day

Mike: You mean when he fell down those stairs that was one ongoing roll

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.
The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

Yoko Onoing 

the action of one's significant other who tears apart the group of friends.
"Dude. Adam never hangs out with his old friends anymore."

"Yeah. Once Susie came in she just started Yoko Onoing the shit outta them."
Yoko Onoing by Phil Jacklin October 23, 2007
A very fucking based word, super red pilled, super woke fr and for real
I just slapped this bitch bro” “ongong?” “ongong bro‼️“
ongong by ongong March 21, 2022
Discussing the social changes derived from shifting orality, much like Walter J. Ong, a Saint Louis University Professor Emeritus, author of "Orality and Literacy," and cunning linguist.
-Hey man, where were you all afternoon?
-Onging with my wiki group.
Onging by Wikiwikiwiki December 14, 2008

Yoko Onoing 

screaming cacophonous death caws at the top of your lungs with an incomprehensible sense of self-assurance.
Mary got on stage at the high school talent show, but instead of singing a real song she just started Yoko Onoing.
Yoko Onoing by exoplanet February 16, 2015