One Timer

One night stand. Bastardization of the hockey term for a slap shot taken when a puck is being passed and is not stopped before it is shot. Other handy hockey term five hole

Jeff went five hole with a one timer. (Jeff scored dude.)

One Timer by Poodleusier March 22, 2004

one timer

The porn you try first with high or low expectation, and you nut instantly. That porn becomes a one timer on your mind a nut worthy piece of work that will never disappoint.

OH boy, that was a one timer.

one timer by redem January 24, 2020

one-timer

A common term used in hockey in which a player passes it to another player, and the player receiving the pass shoots it in the net rather then stopping it. Used usually to lure a goalie to one end of the net, and then allowing a player with an open shot to score.

"Martin St. Louis feeds the puck to Vincent Lecavavelier for the game-winning one-timer!"

one-timer by Kody Schafer October 17, 2004

One-Timer

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid

Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.

One-Timer by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

Urban one-timer 

A person who only puts one definition on Urban Dictionary and then forgets it even exists.

Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.

Urban one-timer by mirmirladybug November 1, 2012

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC 

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.

Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015

Tier one addict 

a person who is a habitual heavy drug user but can financialy support themself , does not steal from friends and family , can have large amounts of drugs and not use it all or kill themself but still has a very large drug addiction problem. Many top Drug dealers are tier one addicts .

Rick is fucked up all week on coke but still pays his bills , is a man of his word and never stole a dime from anyone hes a real tier one addict ......

Tier one addict by Dr Galoush July 23, 2012