one sitting 

Doing something without stopping for a Limited Period

I Drunk 5 Bottles in One Sitting

one sitting by She Loves Sarcasm December 6, 2017

Sitting out of one's socks 

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

Sitting out of one's socks by D4rkManX August 3, 2017

one-eyed spitting cobra 

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.

The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.

one-eyed spitting cobra by the mutant February 8, 2007

One Eyed Spitting Snake

Your cock...

I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake

One Eyed Spitting Snake by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

one eyed spitting python by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020