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one off the wrist 

It is, indeed, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

As the description suggests, it generally refers to male masturbation.
I spent half the day, at work, in a cubicle in the toilets; fantasizing about rough sex with my boss, while having one off the wrist. Eventually I had to move to another cubicle when the toilet roll ran out.
one off the wrist by Jimi p September 10, 2008
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one off the wrist 

i was sitting in my bedroom watching countdown and decided to have one off the wrist over carol vorderman.

one off the wrist 

To wank using the hand.
He gave himself one off the wrist.
one off the wrist by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

having one off the wrist 

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate
I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

Swift one off the wrist 

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026