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one off the wrist 

It is, indeed, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

As the description suggests, it generally refers to male masturbation.
I spent half the day, at work, in a cubicle in the toilets; fantasizing about rough sex with my boss, while having one off the wrist. Eventually I had to move to another cubicle when the toilet roll ran out.
one off the wrist by Jimi p September 10, 2008
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one off the wrist 

i was sitting in my bedroom watching countdown and decided to have one off the wrist over carol vorderman.

one off the wrist 

To wank using the hand.
He gave himself one off the wrist.
one off the wrist by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

having one off the wrist 

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate
I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

Swift one off the wrist 

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026