onaside

onaside: (on-a-side). A one-sided conversation. A conversation monopolized by one person. A conversation where another person can't get a word in.

"I tried to explain my side of the story but the conversation was totally onaside."

by Think Peace September 11, 2016

Onside gift

A gift purchased for a Yankee Swap or similar random gift exchange program which the owner attempts to end up with him/herself.

As the only one who likes coffee, Joe bringing that espresso for the Yankee Swap was a total onside gift.

by Thom Brandy December 20, 2010

Onside kick

When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!

"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".

"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".

"I know right".

by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010

onside

Inside of oneself on the side of you.

Don't go onside of the world because the black hole will get you.

by yourloveralex May 19, 2006

Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"

"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"

by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007

onside

inside but when your tired

I’m I’m tired onside right now

by Hdjkshdvsks January 31, 2022

OneSidedPrism

Writes journals on the internet to stay in touch with his womanly side

Oh you're such a OneSidedPrism

by ThwapJon February 28, 2004