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on the suck 

The active endless vacuum cleaner nefarious maniacal greed: non-stop taking, cheekiness, Epoching of the suck, sucking you up, looking for a sucker, the beginning of the succubus, the big suck,
She came to my house and she was on the suck when she left there was nothing left it was the big stuff I got sucked up she sucked over me.
on the suck by 4717 February 24, 2021
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suck the socks on the rocks 

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.
Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK 

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! 

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!
As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

Suck on the forks 

To flip someone off or to give them the double bird. Often used while pulling the fingers.
Tors was annoying me so I told her to suck on the forks.
Suck on the forks by Tors Powley October 31, 2008

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock 

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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