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born on the wrong side of the blanket 

William felt the townsfolk looked down on him because he was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

born on the wrong side of the blanket 

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.
She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy & Blinking Is Psychiatry 

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy & Blinking Is Psychiatry
Sleep On The Side Is Therapy & Blinking Is Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Are Therapy & Blinking Are Psychiatry 

Sleep On The Side Are Therapy & Blinking Are Psychiatry
Sleep On The Side Are Therapy & Blinking Are Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy And Blinking Is Psychiatry 

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy And Blinking Is Psychiatry
Sleep On The Side Is Therapy And Blinking Is Psychiatry