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black on the outside 

A wigga. Wanna "nigga". White boi hu thnks hes black.
White boi: "Yo,sup G"
Other : "Mate, your white, accept it"
White boi: "Mate, im a marmite sandwhich, white on the inside, black on the outside!"
Other : "Twat..."

black man on the can 

Basically, a joking taunt yelled when white students realize the black guy in their dormatory is inhabiting a bathroom stall.
(walks into the bathroom) Black man on the can!

Junk on the back porch 

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".
That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

On the back 

What teenage Christian girls say when a boy is about to cum while having sex.
Jack: I'm about to cum!
Abby: ON THE BACK!!!!!!!!
On the back by 1a2b12c June 29, 2014

knocking on the back door 

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.
Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!

on the back burner 

Postponed or deferred, as in a low-priority task.
It wasn't April 15th yet so I put the taxes on the back burner.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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