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Rat on a Pirate Ship 

Going with the flow... #nostress
Her: what do you want for dinner, Chinese? Italian?
Him: I don’t care, anything you want...I’m just a “rat on a pirate ship”

rat on a stick 

The questionable meat on a stick that you find a certain Chinese restaurants.
That rat on a stick tastes just like chicken!
rat on a stick by screamer90 October 9, 2008

rat on a cracker 

Someone who relentlessly pursues a seemingly hopeless situation
She is a rat on a cracker with that guy. No matter how many times he turns her down for a date-she still keeps asking.
rat on a cracker by Back East Girl December 15, 2009

Im on it like a rat on a cheeto 

rats love cheetos man.......I said, Im on it like a rat on cheeto man.
Done with that project yet?
Man..... Im on it like a rat on a cheeto! .....

Rat on jack night 

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.
Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night
Rat on jack night by JSs8227 January 25, 2017

on the rat 

On the Rat is a more glorified example of On the Rag except in this case the test subject is not wearing a pad, or rag for the case, no, instead a tampon. The Rat comes into it because the string looks like a cute rodent tail hanging out.
Henry- "Man she dropped them jeans and I couldn't believe it. Her tampon fell out too!

Steve- "No way! She was On the Rat"?

Henry- "Yeah. Still did her though"
on the rat by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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