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On, not in 

“On, not in” is a term that prevents two heterosexual males from doing anything homo. It is used in reference to sleeping bags, where if you place the other male on top of the bag instead of inside it’s no homo but if he were to be inside, you’re a total fag. It’s similar to “if you wear socks, it’s not gay
Woah woah dude, don’t do that, it’s gay, you have to put him on, not in.

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

Hand in the scene - not on the screen

The principle of not using your smartphone after wiping your bottom in the toilet.
*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"

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This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- 

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
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