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On my nuts 

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.
Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.
On my nuts by Joan Vu October 31, 2018

On My Nuts 

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.
On My Nuts by RealDark June 23, 2021

on my nuts 

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)
I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

step on my nuts

When someone makes an aggressive move to take away your volition or control in an effort to make you feel powerless and weak.
Hey man, step on my nuts again and you will definitely wish you hadn’t.
step on my nuts by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

fell on my nuts 

When everything just goes to hell.
After my car broke down, the tire went flat. Feels like I just fell on my nuts!
fell on my nuts by Bakinbread January 20, 2017

tugging on my nuts 

If someone is really annoying you or just pissing you off they are “tugging on your nuts”
Girl: Can i have a dollar

Guy: Are you tugging on my nuts rn?
tugging on my nuts by Lj123;) November 30, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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