on deezy 

To have inventory or something readily available. Slang for "on deck". Originally made popular by California's urban youth.

John: Hey are you on deezy? Chris: Yup, how much do you need?

Remember that stuff you liked that was sold out? Well Im back on deezy so let me know when you want to order some more.

on deezy by losangelesforever October 4, 2014

gible on deez nuts 

ok so theres this pokemon called gible and if you place deez nuts in it it will get chomped

me: hi
him: hi
me: whats the non evolved version of gabite again?
him: gible
me: gible on deez nuts

gible on deez nuts by capythany March 28, 2023

suck on deez nuts baby

*moaning noises* ash baby suck ON them- aaah I'm about to cum😩

"Suck on deez nuts baby aah HARDER aaaahhhhh harder"

suck on deez nuts baby by taesrealwife🤨 September 11, 2021

Yusuffocate on deez nutz

A joke to say to or about anybody who is known as “Yusuf”. It is also a good burn to someon who goes by this name.

Bully named Yusuf: hey cumsock you’re a representative of your parent’s weak pullout game.

Person being bullied: I bet your name is short for “Yusuffocate on deez nutz”, you bacterial troglodyte.

Yusuffocate on deez nutz by YusufsLeftNut January 3, 2021

zuck on deez nuts 

A childish insult for when talking about Mark Zuckerberg.

Mark can go Zuck on Deez Nuts

zuck on deez nuts by Not_MarkZuckerberg June 8, 2022

Drop a mug on deez nuts 

Euphemism for a blowjob. Mug is used as a euphemism for a person’s head, and nuts is a euphemism for nuts.

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Euphemism.

“How’s your day going, bro?”

“Not great. If only someone would Drop a mug on deez nuts.”

“Totally, bro”

Drop a mug on deez nuts by Zombified Jesus September 26, 2018

rape on deez nuts while vape 

when a group of boys rape while vaping in a school bathroom, the rape can also be touching tips.

ugh Jeremy and his boys are back in the bathroom rape on deez nuts while vape. It's so annoying.

rape on deez nuts while vape by jimmyjohns69420vaperape October 13, 2021