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On a Straight 

Where two friends go for dinner but have no sexual attraction to each other
Hi dan would you like to go on a Straight with me ?
On a Straight by Danmaca October 11, 2015

They were on a "straight date". 

Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the closet hence they call it a "straight date".
Two guys, one 32 years old, the other 22 were out at the wine bar together. The older one made it very know to everyone in his vacinity that he was gay, and had "partners". The other one made references all night to a "girlfriend". But in the end they were two guys in a wine bar together and they were on a "straight date".

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass 

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.
Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.
"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026