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We're on shit, we're on piss...
on shit by DemBwoyPaigons May 17, 2017
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1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?

- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?
on shit by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020

like smell on shit 

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.
I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.
like smell on shit by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

flies on shit 

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.
if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.
flies on shit by dave4817 October 26, 2004

not hitting on shit 

if youre from atl or where im from in georgia, then yk this phrase means something or somebody’s lame or not talkin bout nun.
girl: *texting being dry and boring*
me: man you not hitting on shit, bye.

or

me: *is at main event and barely anybody’s here and its lame*
also me: *man main event ain hittin on shit*
not hitting on shit by anonymous September 15, 2020

Puke on shit 

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.
I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.
Puke on shit by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

stink on shit 

A word used to say something is on something all the time. A smell or object stuck on an object. When someone is knowing something about someone else.
John:"I covered a wide receiver in football today" Cole:"How did you do" John:"I was on him like Stink on Shit" John:"Do you see those bugs there on me like Stink on Shit"
stink on shit by XJDUBX October 18, 2010
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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