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On a man named John, Or more specifically John Oliver.
"I really like men with aids."

"On John Bro"
On John by MothersMilk69 June 19, 2022
Words you can keep
Super Factual And Very true (Created By DerekZalez Stream)
Bro Im going to fail this test...ON JOHN
on john by DerekZalez March 21, 2025

On John cross 

When someone really ain’t believing you or felling you hit em with the on John cross because some people don’t be felling on god
Leyton-Aye I got to dog pregnant

Lukas-No you didn’t

Leyton-on John cross I did
On John cross by Leyton Richland September 25, 2020

On John Ross 365 

When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes
Lukas-aye who you talking to
John-I’m talking to you scared cat

Lukas-on John Ross 365 I’m about it

Go on john

Phrase used in ireland/northern ireland, means if the crossroads are empty give er plenty
Go on john by Nottylershepcar June 15, 2020

Come on John 

When you neglect to use proper grammar and it comes back to haunt you.
Are you coming to the Pride Parade?

I'm not gay. Come on John .
Come on John by bartlettville June 14, 2016

That’s on John 

i can’t stand Alan and thats on john
That’s on John by wxrcrxmes January 2, 2020
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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