Get the Ootrox mug.Olytroll is an ambiguous term used to describe a male or female of disgusting moral character and personal hygiene from Olympia, Washington.
When referring to the male variety, Olytrolls are usually shirtless sexual predators that are born out of the foam at a foam party at the Vault. The male Olytroll will most likely travel in packs and will also serve as some form of grunt in the US military. He and his Olytroll friends will surround any woman they deem intoxicated. They will then proceed to subtly molest her and follow her to her vehicle when she leaves the club and tries to escape them. At that point they will become violent and commit a felony or two.
Female Olytrolls are complete alcoholics. They will be a minimum of 40 pounds overweight and there is a high likelihood that they will be a smoker as well. Female Olytrolls tend to fly solo looking for a good natured man to feed upon. They will fully employ all of their feminine wiles since they have no redeeming qualities to attract this helpless victim. The female Olytroll will then slowly drain her victim of the will to live and the will to leave her worthless ass like she deserves. Beware the female Olytroll's sense of entitlement. Since she has no accountability or reason, you have no chance of convincing her she should do something to improve her pathetic situation.
When referring to the male variety, Olytrolls are usually shirtless sexual predators that are born out of the foam at a foam party at the Vault. The male Olytroll will most likely travel in packs and will also serve as some form of grunt in the US military. He and his Olytroll friends will surround any woman they deem intoxicated. They will then proceed to subtly molest her and follow her to her vehicle when she leaves the club and tries to escape them. At that point they will become violent and commit a felony or two.
Female Olytrolls are complete alcoholics. They will be a minimum of 40 pounds overweight and there is a high likelihood that they will be a smoker as well. Female Olytrolls tend to fly solo looking for a good natured man to feed upon. They will fully employ all of their feminine wiles since they have no redeeming qualities to attract this helpless victim. The female Olytroll will then slowly drain her victim of the will to live and the will to leave her worthless ass like she deserves. Beware the female Olytroll's sense of entitlement. Since she has no accountability or reason, you have no chance of convincing her she should do something to improve her pathetic situation.
Scott: Wow what was up with those guys at the Vault?
Ella: I know right! They wouldn't stop harassing me. They were total Olytrolls
Scott: Can't be any worse than the Olytroll I dated a few months back. How did I ever survive?
Ella: You didn't.
Ella: I know right! They wouldn't stop harassing me. They were total Olytrolls
Scott: Can't be any worse than the Olytroll I dated a few months back. How did I ever survive?
Ella: You didn't.
by TheHotPantsFranchise June 23, 2011
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Molotov a bottle of methylated spirits (alcohol) lit on fire at the end and thrown like a grenade, on impact will blow up.
Molotov a bottle of methylated spirits (alcohol) lit on fire at the end and thrown like a grenade, on impact will blow up.
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Whereas the term "oldfag" is often used as a term of endearment for old members of a web forum, "oldtroon" is used to deride the subset of oldfags, or supposed oldfags, who can't shut the fuck up about how le heckin' wholesome things used to be on a particular web forum or within a particular subculture. The prototypical oldtroon has either undergone troll's remorse, been longhoused or pussywhipped, and has likely trooned out. The oldtroon, in a futile attempt to justify their own faggotry, will often mentally retcon the forums they once participated in as being "wholesome", when, in reality, said forums had never been as gay as the oldtroon became.
The term was first coined on 4chan sometime in the early 2020s, but has seen more prominent usage among Soyjak Party and Xitter users.
The term was first coined on 4chan sometime in the early 2020s, but has seen more prominent usage among Soyjak Party and Xitter users.
After iDubbbz started walking back some of his edgier content, people began calling him an oldtroon for constantly reminiscing about how the internet was once only ironically edgy, while claiming that the newer users are genuinely edgy.
by St3amedHam January 22, 2025
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