Olytroll is an ambiguous term used to describe a male or female of
disgusting moral character and personal hygiene from Olympia,
Washington.
When referring to the male variety, Olytrolls are usually shirtless sexual predators that are born out of the foam at a foam party at the Vault. The male Olytroll will most likely travel in packs and will also serve as some form of grunt in the
US military. He and his Olytroll friends will surround any woman they deem intoxicated. They will then proceed to subtly molest her and follow her to her vehicle when she leaves the club and tries to escape them. At that point they will become violent and commit a felony or
two.
Female Olytrolls are complete alcoholics. They will be a minimum of 40 pounds overweight and there is a high likelihood that they will be a smoker as well. Female Olytrolls tend to fly solo looking for a good natured man to feed upon. They will fully employ all of their feminine wiles since they have no redeeming qualities to attract this helpless
victim. The female Olytroll will then slowly drain her
victim of the will to live and the will to leave her worthless ass like she deserves. Beware the female Olytroll's sense of entitlement. Since she has no accountability or reason, you have no
chance of convincing her she should do something to improve her
pathetic situation.
Scott:
Wow what was up with those guys at the
Vault?
Ella: I know
right! They wouldn't stop harassing me. They were total Olytrolls
Scott: Can't be any worse than the Olytroll I dated a few months back. How did I ever survive?
Ella: You didn't.