olivanders
olivanders by millymurs14 November 23, 2014
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Naughty Olivander
The act of putting on an old fashioned caddie hat, stripping naked in the kitchen, and cooking scrambeled eggs while having your butthole licked by a wayward young african refugee.
Joe-Hey man would you respect me less if i told you that am a big fan of the Naughty Olivander?
Kenny-Dude.....
Joe-Dude i know you dig it...
Kenny-Whatever, finish those eggs my dicks not gonna shake itself.
Kenny-Dude.....
Joe-Dude i know you dig it...
Kenny-Whatever, finish those eggs my dicks not gonna shake itself.
Naughty Olivander by BIGBOSSMAN10 January 16, 2011
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Ollivandered
"No! No! Definately Not!"
When Harry Potter was trying to choose a wand in the first movie and a wand he chose wrecked his shop he said, "No! No! Definately Not!".
When Harry Potter was trying to choose a wand in the first movie and a wand he chose wrecked his shop he said, "No! No! Definately Not!".
Guy 1: Yo that cougar over there just tried to hit on me!
Guy 2: Really? What did you do?
Guy 1: She was like sixty so i Ollivandered her...
Guy 2: Really? What did you do?
Guy 1: She was like sixty so i Ollivandered her...
Ollivandered by koloss November 15, 2014
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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