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olivanders

1)The wand shop in diagon alley
2)The person who owns the shop
I'm going to Olivanders
by millymurs14 November 23, 2014
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Naughty Olivander

The act of putting on an old fashioned caddie hat, stripping naked in the kitchen, and cooking scrambeled eggs while having your butthole licked by a wayward young african refugee.
Joe-Hey man would you respect me less if i told you that am a big fan of the Naughty Olivander?
Kenny-Dude.....
Joe-Dude i know you dig it...
Kenny-Whatever, finish those eggs my dicks not gonna shake itself.
by BIGBOSSMAN10 January 16, 2011
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Ollivandered

"No! No! Definately Not!"
When Harry Potter was trying to choose a wand in the first movie and a wand he chose wrecked his shop he said, "No! No! Definately Not!".
Guy 1: Yo that cougar over there just tried to hit on me!
Guy 2: Really? What did you do?
Guy 1: She was like sixty so i Ollivandered her...
by koloss November 15, 2014
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oliander

she's such an oliander
by mikelike992 July 16, 2025
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