old bat

Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.

I try to be nice to the old bat.

old bat by bantarctic leech July 8, 2010

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old bat

acronym for bitter and twisted

The girl guides ran from the yard as the old bat screamed at them.

old bat by Sir Arthur November 27, 2012

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stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle by giovany August 7, 2006

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Nutty Old Bat.

1. A pompous old windbag or busy body.

2. A hypocritical someone who is trying to make a point about something they believe is rite but all facts and common sense prove them wrong

3. An elderly person who rambles on but has no idea what they are talking about.

Example of an old lady trying to defend her adulterous daughter.

Nutty Old Bat:
Are you even old enough to know what fidelity is?

Random girl:
Aren't you a little old to be causing drama on facebook?

Nutty Old Bat:
i'm just a few years older than you, and I am not causing drama on facebook. Do you even know what drama is?

Random girl:
Just a few? I took you for a nutty old bat.... that's drama ::

Nutty Old Bat:
No nuts on me my dear.

Random girl:
That's a shame. What business do you have messaging me, by the way?

Nutty Old Bat:
I won't even lower my dignity with an answer to your question.

Random girl:
What dignity? It was apparent you had no dignity when you chose to rudely message a stranger and throw out a pathetic attempt at being witty.

Nutty Old Bat. by WildMountainBoy January 25, 2011