Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.
by bantarctic leech July 5, 2010
by Sir Arthur November 23, 2012
1. A pompous old windbag or busy body.
2. A hypocritical someone who is trying to make a point about something they believe is rite but all facts and common sense prove them wrong
3. An elderly person who rambles on but has no idea what they are talking about.
2. A hypocritical someone who is trying to make a point about something they believe is rite but all facts and common sense prove them wrong
3. An elderly person who rambles on but has no idea what they are talking about.
Example of an old lady trying to defend her adulterous daughter.
Nutty Old Bat:
Are you even old enough to know what fidelity is?
Random girl:
Aren't you a little old to be causing drama on facebook?
Nutty Old Bat:
i'm just a few years older than you, and I am not causing drama on facebook. Do you even know what drama is?
Random girl:
Just a few? I took you for a nutty old bat.... that's drama ::
Nutty Old Bat:
No nuts on me my dear.
Random girl:
That's a shame. What business do you have messaging me, by the way?
Nutty Old Bat:
I won't even lower my dignity with an answer to your question.
Random girl:
What dignity? It was apparent you had no dignity when you chose to rudely message a stranger and throw out a pathetic attempt at being witty.
Nutty Old Bat:
Are you even old enough to know what fidelity is?
Random girl:
Aren't you a little old to be causing drama on facebook?
Nutty Old Bat:
i'm just a few years older than you, and I am not causing drama on facebook. Do you even know what drama is?
Random girl:
Just a few? I took you for a nutty old bat.... that's drama ::
Nutty Old Bat:
No nuts on me my dear.
Random girl:
That's a shame. What business do you have messaging me, by the way?
Nutty Old Bat:
I won't even lower my dignity with an answer to your question.
Random girl:
What dignity? It was apparent you had no dignity when you chose to rudely message a stranger and throw out a pathetic attempt at being witty.
by WildMountainBoy January 25, 2011
When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.
by giovany August 7, 2006