old bat 

Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.

I try to be nice to the old bat.

old bat by bantarctic leech July 8, 2010

old bat 

acronym for bitter and twisted

The girl guides ran from the yard as the old bat screamed at them.

old bat by Sir Arthur November 27, 2012

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle 

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle by giovany August 7, 2006

Nutty Old Bat. 

1. A pompous old windbag or busy body.

2. A hypocritical someone who is trying to make a point about something they believe is rite but all facts and common sense prove them wrong

3. An elderly person who rambles on but has no idea what they are talking about.

Example of an old lady trying to defend her adulterous daughter.

Nutty Old Bat:
Are you even old enough to know what fidelity is?

Random girl:
Aren't you a little old to be causing drama on facebook?

Nutty Old Bat:
i'm just a few years older than you, and I am not causing drama on facebook. Do you even know what drama is?

Random girl:
Just a few? I took you for a nutty old bat.... that's drama :]:]

Nutty Old Bat:
No nuts on me my dear.

Random girl:
That's a shame. What business do you have messaging me, by the way?

Nutty Old Bat:
I won't even lower my dignity with an answer to your question.

Random girl:
What dignity? It was apparent you had no dignity when you chose to rudely message a stranger and throw out a pathetic attempt at being witty.

Nutty Old Bat. by WildMountainBoy January 25, 2011

old batalac 

grumpy old lady

That OLD BATALAC yells at me every time I walk by her house.

old batalac by fideuce May 14, 2014

old battle axe 

One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.

Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.

old battle axe by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017

Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.

She is an old battle cat

Old Battle Cat by PsychoTurtle303 May 12, 2023