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old goat
An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
old goat by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
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Old Goat Nuts
An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
Old Goat Nuts by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
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Horny old goat
A phase said to some elses horny grandfather showing he has a long white field of pubic hair and fucks young wemen for pleasure
Horny old goat by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
Old lady goat hair
A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight
I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
Old lady goat hair by Grandarthma July 17, 2022
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