*Obsessive Joe Jonas disorder. One of the most common disorders among the OJD family.

*Most common symptoms:
-Constant Joe thoughts, may even lead to distraction at school, etc.
-Use of Joe phrases in affected person's vocabulary.
-Internet history full of Joe-related pages.
-Feelings of hate/jealousy towards anyone who has rumors of dating Joe. (e.g. Demi Lovato, Chelsea Staub)
-Happiness and/or excitement provoked by a photo or video containing Joe-related material.
-Joe Jonas wallpaper, ringtone, posters, etc.
-Member of a Joe Jonas fan club.
-Someone with OJJD will do anything to be near Joe. ANYTHING.

*It affects girls that are between 12-17 years old. OJJD in males is extremely rare.

*It's transmitted mostly by the Disney and Family Channel.

*There's no known cure for OJJD yet.

OJJD girl:
OMJ today I saw a new Living The Dream episode, but Joe wasn't on that much. I was like "Awkwaaaaarrd!"

Girl 2:
Oh really?

OJJD girl:
Yes! It's so incredible! Joe is like.. sooo awesomely HOT! They should change they're name to the JOEnas Brothers, you know!

Girl 2:
Yeah, I guess so. Did you kno--

OJJD Girl:
Oh.. OH WAIT! Did you know I recently found a video of Joe kissing Demi in THE CHEEK! She was sooo happy.. I HATE HER!

Girl 2:
Actually, she said she isn't dating him.

OJJD:
I still hate her! No one's gonna steal MY poor Joe, I'm marrying him!

OJJD by adrisk8ergurl August 24, 2008

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ojjie

A term that defines anglo-saxon australian-born people, ojjies have a passion for drinking beer and smoking cigarettes and "pulling billies" and are very racist in attitude towards those from ethnic backgrounds, aussies are inconsiderate loudmouthed yobbos that shouldn't have a say in anything because half the time they open their mouths, they're either drunk as anything or just say something plain stupid, also an important note i must add, "ojjies" have very low vocabularies and often repeat the same words over and over because they cannot think of anything else to say, well anything that makes sense

Bob: "How ya going mate?"
Dean: "Yeah champ, good mate no worries"
Bob: "No worries mate"
Dean: "No worries champ, yep"
Bob: "Hear about them "wogs" calling us ojjies??"
Dean: "Yeah fucken dirty wogs mate, she'll be right, no worries"

ojjie by lopezsiempre January 8, 2007

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ojjja

When something dosent make sense and you want to react by shouting OJJJA and maenwhile you shout you look up and shout and make no eye contact.

Friend: says a randome fact.
Then you can react, by shouting OJJJA

ojjja by Keisaplommis November 13, 2017

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OJJDP

Office of juvenile justice and delinquency prevention

OJJDP envisions a nation where all children are free from crime and violence. Youth contact with the justice system should be rare, fair, and beneficial.

OJJDP by Zae21435 April 12, 2023

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