Definitions by Yakesbaba

twipocrisy 

This is internet hypocrisy, especially on twitter. People tend to project alternative versions of themselves to boost their esteem with random people of the Twitter Republic.

Toba: i know this feminist on twitter who always advocates for women to shun traditional roles at home. Then I found out that she cooks and cleans the house while her husband watches TV or plays the PS.

Jibs: typical twipocrisy

twipocrisy by Yakesbaba May 7, 2020

Lazy lag 

The disruption in the circadian rhythm that stems from doing nothing because of extended isolation and social distancing. This causes a distortion in the body's ability to adapt to its usual schedule.

Yinka: why are you still up at 2am
Jibs: I'm lazy lagged

Lazy lag by Yakesbaba April 6, 2020

OJJ 

A commonly used term for a chronic drunk. It's derived from an acronym for "Omuti jati jati", which literally translates to "dirty drunk" in Yoruba.

Toba: Don't take him to your Boss' party, he's an OJJ.

Ada: What's OJJ?
Toba: Someone that'll embarrass you is what

OJJ by Yakesbaba July 9, 2017