Yakesbaba's definitions

twipocrisy

This is internet hypocrisy, especially on twitter. People tend to project alternative versions of themselves to boost their esteem with random people of the Twitter Republic.

Toba: i know this feminist on twitter who always advocates for women to shun traditional roles at home. Then I found out that she cooks and cleans the house while her husband watches TV or plays the PS.

Jibs: typical twipocrisy

by Yakesbaba May 7, 2020

Lazy lag

The disruption in the circadian rhythm that stems from doing nothing because of extended isolation and social distancing. This causes a distortion in the body's ability to adapt to its usual schedule.

Yinka: why are you still up at 2am
Jibs: I'm lazy lagged

by Yakesbaba April 6, 2020

OJJ

A commonly used term for a chronic drunk. It's derived from an acronym for "Omuti jati jati", which literally translates to "dirty drunk" in Yoruba.

Toba: Don't take him to your Boss' party, he's an OJJ.

Ada: What's OJJ?
Toba: Someone that'll embarrass you is what

by Yakesbaba July 9, 2017