OJJDP 

Office of juvenile justice and delinquency prevention

OJJDP envisions a nation where all children are free from crime and violence. Youth contact with the justice system should be rare, fair, and beneficial.

OJJDP by Zae21435 April 12, 2023

OJJD 

*Obsessive Joe Jonas disorder. One of the most common disorders among the OJD family.

*Most common symptoms:
-Constant Joe thoughts, may even lead to distraction at school, etc.
-Use of Joe phrases in affected person's vocabulary.
-Internet history full of Joe-related pages.
-Feelings of hate/jealousy towards anyone who has rumors of dating Joe. (e.g. Demi Lovato, Chelsea Staub)
-Happiness and/or excitement provoked by a photo or video containing Joe-related material.
-Joe Jonas wallpaper, ringtone, posters, etc.
-Member of a Joe Jonas fan club.
-Someone with OJJD will do anything to be near Joe. ANYTHING.

*It affects girls that are between 12-17 years old. OJJD in males is extremely rare.

*It's transmitted mostly by the Disney and Family Channel.

*There's no known cure for OJJD yet.

OJJD girl:
OMJ today I saw a new Living The Dream episode, but Joe wasn't on that much. I was like "Awkwaaaaarrd!"

Girl 2:
Oh really?

OJJD girl:
Yes! It's so incredible! Joe is like.. sooo awesomely HOT! They should change they're name to the JOEnas Brothers, you know!

Girl 2:
Yeah, I guess so. Did you kno--

OJJD Girl:
Oh.. OH WAIT! Did you know I recently found a video of Joe kissing Demi in THE CHEEK! She was sooo happy.. I HATE HER!

Girl 2:
Actually, she said she isn't dating him.

OJJD:
I still hate her! No one's gonna steal MY poor Joe, I'm marrying him!

OJJD by adrisk8ergurl August 24, 2008

Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) 

People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.

They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)

They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.

They tend to be the most annoying "fans".

Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :

OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"

OJD: "Really"

OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"

OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"

OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"

OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."

Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) by JonasLover123 October 8, 2008