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Ujamaflip 

A word you use when you can't think of a proper word, or if you're caught off guard
Who the ujamaflip are you!?
Ujamaflip by TheProdigy_Dan April 13, 2009

Oojamaflip 

A word used when you can't remember the word that you want to be saying

Origin: S. Glover
From the Latin: Oojamaflip-umus
Where's that thing, you know, er, my oojamaflip, thingy, um, spoon! Yeah where's my spoon mofo?
Oojamaflip by Andy July 21, 2003
In computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

An ObamaFlop is a unit of measure indicating how many users a server can handle before crashing. The basic unit (1 ObamaFlop) is 10,999 users. Otherwise known as the number of users the Obamacare website can handle before crashing.

In standard computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

Most microprocessors today can do 4 FLOPs per clock cycle.1 Therefore, a single-core 2.5 GHz processor has a theoretical performance of 10 billion FLOPS = 10 GFLOPS.
Mike: 16,498.5 users are trying to sign up for ObamaCare on the website right now.
Doug: Great Scott! Thats 1.5 ObamaFlops the website can't handle that its gonna crash.
Mike: Too late, it crashed. Maybe I'll get easy health insurance tomorrow.
Doug: Unlikely.
ObamaFlop by TrickyMik November 7, 2013

oojimaflip 

A fill-in word to subtitute for the one that you can't quite retrieve from the dusty cobwebs at the back of your brain. Used often by the over 40's, particularly one J. Fisher of St Mawgan. Similar to thingamyjig.
Colin, will you pass me the...er...um..oojimaflip please.
oojimaflip by marcuseucalyptus October 17, 2008

oojamaflap 

To oojamaflap (v) is to do damage to a weakling in the hopes of seeing a sign of strength from them. It is different from hazing but indistinguishable from forced non-consensual character building. Coined by YouTube user variablast.
In April of 2010, variablast oojamaflapped oojamaflipper.
oojamaflap by JimHisself April 18, 2010

Oojamaflip 

n. A non-specific object, gadget or device. Probably derived from "doodah" via "oojah". See also "Oojah-ka-Piv"
The latest oojamaflip from Acme will have a built-in mp3 decoder.
Oojamaflip by Ford Prefect November 8, 2003
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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