ojamaflip 

basically, it's a word we use if we do something wrong or if something shocking happens. like oh fuck or shit!

something heavy lands on your foot... OJAMAFLIP!!
You blurt something out by accident... OJAMAFLIP!!

ojamaflip by Rebekah93 January 25, 2008

Ujamaflip 

A word you use when you can't think of a proper word, or if you're caught off guard

Who the ujamaflip are you!?

Ujamaflip by TheProdigy_Dan April 13, 2009

Oojamaflip 

A word used when you can't remember the word that you want to be saying

Origin: S. Glover
From the Latin: Oojamaflip-umus

Where's that thing, you know, er, my oojamaflip, thingy, um, spoon! Yeah where's my spoon mofo?

Oojamaflip by Andy July 21, 2003

ObamaFlop

In computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

An ObamaFlop is a unit of measure indicating how many users a server can handle before crashing. The basic unit (1 ObamaFlop) is 10,999 users. Otherwise known as the number of users the Obamacare website can handle before crashing.

In standard computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

Most microprocessors today can do 4 FLOPs per clock cycle.1 Therefore, a single-core 2.5 GHz processor has a theoretical performance of 10 billion FLOPS = 10 GFLOPS.

Mike: 16,498.5 users are trying to sign up for ObamaCare on the website right now.
Doug: Great Scott! Thats 1.5 ObamaFlops the website can't handle that its gonna crash.
Mike: Too late, it crashed. Maybe I'll get easy health insurance tomorrow.
Doug: Unlikely.

ObamaFlop by TrickyMik November 7, 2013

oojimaflip 

A fill-in word to subtitute for the one that you can't quite retrieve from the dusty cobwebs at the back of your brain. Used often by the over 40's, particularly one J. Fisher of St Mawgan. Similar to thingamyjig.

Colin, will you pass me the...er...um..oojimaflip please.

oojimaflip by marcuseucalyptus October 17, 2008

oojamaflap 

To oojamaflap (v) is to do damage to a weakling in the hopes of seeing a sign of strength from them. It is different from hazing but indistinguishable from forced non-consensual character building. Coined by YouTube user variablast.

In April of 2010, variablast oojamaflapped oojamaflipper.

oojamaflap by JimHisself April 18, 2010

Oojamaflip 

n. A non-specific object, gadget or device. Probably derived from "doodah" via "oojah". See also "Oojah-ka-Piv"

The latest oojamaflip from Acme will have a built-in mp3 decoder.

Oojamaflip by Ford Prefect November 8, 2003