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"Oils never does anything."

"Mans, Oils is lazy. He won't go on walks with me."

"Oils is a bore, and a waste of time."

oils by TheOneandOnlyRealTT May 19, 2006

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Oils

Similar to Ooka, an Oils helps overcome symptoms of lethargy and increases total body strength and performance.

I’m still feeling very sluggish and docile, let’s see how well an Oils helps

Oils by gdabul July 11, 2020

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oils incorporated

A legion of fat people consisted of oils. The obese population in America. Also known as Oils Inc.

"Oils Incorporated is expanding in numbers."

oils incorporated by TheOneandOnlyRealTT May 19, 2006

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essential oils

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.

Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.

essential oils by derpsderps February 12, 2019

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Essential Oils

Magical healing oils used by anti vaxxers

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen

Essential Oils by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020

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Essential Oils

The holy grail that all Karens seek.

I dont give a fuck about your essential oils bullshit, I want some fucking drugs.

Essential Oils by .&:&3&83 December 17, 2019

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I needed my oils wet

To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.

I farted in front of my crush, yikes!
I needed my oils wet. get your stuff right

I needed my oils wet by Coco_heehee March 22, 2019

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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