When you really want to have sex with your girlfriend, but your penis wont work. first you say "ohhhwa!", then she says "OHHHWA!!", then you role over and go to sleep ashamed.
She says... "Hey you, I want you to do me like you have never done me before, like super freaky!"
(waiting for erection)......
.......
(no erection)....
He... "ohhhwa"....
She... "OHHHWA!!"...
"goodnight"
(waiting for erection)......
.......
(no erection)....
He... "ohhhwa"....
She... "OHHHWA!!"...
"goodnight"
by cookerguy August 28, 2011
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

